The Most Interesting Person in the World

Dear Ms. Producer,

Posted on: November 8, 2011

I was just having coffee with Robert Lantos, and he mentioned, based on our previous conversation with Stephen Spielberg, that I should really talk to James Cameron about my move idea. He loved the idea, but felt it would be a better match for M. Night Shyamalan. On a chance encounter to meet with him, I ran into Martin Scorcese and Woody Allen. They had just been dining with Peter Jackson, who had the exact same idea for a film! But his was set in France. I decided to run home immediately and tweak the script, and now realise — this is a perfect film for you to make!

I do hope you will see the benefit of making this, as Judd Apatow has been after me to send him this idea, and I am hoping you will approve before Wesley Anderson catches word of it.


~ Lauren B. Stein
Film Extraordinaire + Life Enhancer

p.s. Please do not doubt the sincerity with which I composed this letter.

1 Response to "Dear Ms. Producer,"

Funny, I have a serious problem with Robert Lantos so don’t tell him you know me k? LMAO! No seriously!

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