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Rules of Polite Society

Posted on: March 5, 2010

Permitted

  • Cough
  • Sneeze
  • Hiccup
  • Inhale/Exhale
  • Yawn
  • Pick Ears
  • Scratch Most Places
  • Sniff
  • Gasp
  • Shake Hands
  • Adjust Clothes

Discouraged

  • Burp
  • Fart
  • Vomit
  • Yawn Loudly
  • Pick Nose
  • Scratch Private Places
  • Sniff Someone
  • Hurt Someone
  • Slap Someone’s Behind
  • Adjust Underclothes

Ambiguous

  • Blow Nose
  • Pick Belly Button
  • Cross-Gender Cheek-Kiss
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2 Responses to "Rules of Polite Society"

Also known as “How NOT to be socially awkward.”

How is picking your belly button ambiguous?

And let us all say “discouraged.”

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