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Double-Manna Fridays

Posted on: February 12, 2010

This always happens. Every time I go to use the urinal, it’s clogged. Why does fate keep messing with me like this? Is Marcel Duchamp laughing at me right now? Is this punishment for trying to find a urinal in the women’s washroom? Why, heavens, why?

I can’t understand what they’re saying, so I won’t translate it here. But I think they’re holding hands. They’re finally getting along. After years of warring over who’s black and who’s white, they can put their differences on the tops of their heads and just move on. Peace at last.

Time to exterminate.

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